Not sure why men fancy the need to talk about their penis’ and what they can do with them at every opportunity.  Perhaps they think it will get us hot and bothered… maybe it is just a test to see how prude we are or are not.  Regardless, I feel it is less than tactful to (dare I say) whip it out in the first five minutes of a conversation with a lady you barely know.

She may be curious upon initial looks, but she keeps it fine to herself, know she will never really have to bring it up, and to mind it well alone.  The man is sure to bring it up himself at some point… even if, in honesty he has no real invitation.

Has media programed the minds so as to believe that REAL women will react to such things like a PORN star?  Now I am all for expression, and fantasy, but I feel to get a good gauge of a person perhaps you should observe first, with out manipulation.  Perhaps it is a test to see who is prude and who is not.  Frankly I do not consider myself prude, however I do not appreciate men testing my curiosity about such pointless matters in the beginning of a conversation.

 

This is all preface to an internet dialog I had while checking my email on another social networking site, where you can IM random people who have common interests.  The dialog began on a note that I mentioned was worded in what could be deemed a “demanding” way.

 

“Make me laugh.”

 

Ok, maybe it wasn’t all caps, and maybe there was no exclimation point at the end,  but in IM world tones are filtered through perceptions.  I simply noted back that it had room for misinterpretation as there was no salutation or polite request.  The conversation went from there in a rather normal manner of me passing along a joke I know, and him returning one.

 

A new box opened with another fella who really had nothing to say, a brief chat about weather, and then his mention of a movie that he recently was an extra in… And then the juicy tid bits.  He was cast for his nice body and small dick.  It was a scene in a locker room where some girls walk in, they cast small penis-ed men because they felt a large cock, would be too distracting.  Fine, fine.  But then the questions… Is 3 inches too small?  What do girls like?  What size do most of them want?  What is too small?  On and on… I mean it was like a craigslist post or something.

 

I mention to the fellow in IM box 1, the oddity of men and their need to talk about it with women they don’t know.  And this guy, THIS GUY, just starts talking about his, and what he can do with it, and how women who care about size are shallow.  How if I want referrals there are women who would stand by their experience.  Women want to leave their wives and children for him…. Uhhhh, ok.  Did I ask for that?  No.

 

Well he lost his connection and I logged off.  He answered some of my questions in email format, which left me asking myself, why am I even spending time with a response.   Well it was so I could share it with you here.

 

Enjoy, I sure did.

 

 

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madgemidgley: no i think it is niave to be general about sex and to assume all women need or feel the same thing

madgemidgley: why are you sleeping with married women?

madgemidgley: size does matter when it comes to a specific FEELing, but you wouldnt know about that lacking a vagina

madgemidgley: a pencil dick doesnt fill the space up the same

way

madgemidgley: some women do better with external stimulation

minemadgemidgley: and have you ever thought that maybe you are just better than the partners they have previously had, what happens when you meet the woman who says… eh it was ok, but i have had better, just because it hasnt happened yet doesnt mean it won’t, especially with the braggery

 

HIS RESPONSE…

 

Well, here is your response:

 

I was a touring musician and I have been with several woman in every state in the United States in my adult life. At one point I found myself living in West Virginia in the “rich” part of town plaeasuring peoples wives who married men with big dicks and big wallets but found out later that both are worthless. I have never, ever, ever had a single complaint, not once. I still have woman all around the country who beg me to come visit them–but I don’t. I am not big. I am normal sized about 6″ but i have a curve that directly hits the g-spot without ever leaving it. also, I have a way of grinding my pelvic bone against a clit to stimulaste clitoral orgasm. On top of that I can do things with my tongue and fingers that women have literally paid me to do. I wasn’t asking them for money but when someone hands you $500 you genrally dont turn it down. Also, you say no one’s finger but your own touch your clit. well, I have a way of vibrating my upper shoulder muscles–something I picked up for guitar playing–which is not physiologically normal so I can make my fingers do things that your can’t, literally. I know. I know. You see this as braggery but the bottom line is that stating facts is NOT bragging. period. The sad things is that i am speaking from volumes of personal experience based on fact and history and other people’s statements, not even my own. I know it’s in your best interest to think you know what you are talking about but the bottom line is that experience is what counts. There has never been a single woman, ever that i have been with that has had any complaint.

 

I usually don’t share this info with anyone either but you seem to think that you are right, right now about ME. I don’t even have to talk about myself either. I could just direct you to other users on here–I have been on here for 5 years–who will say all of the above about me. When it’s coming from someone else, is it braggery or THEN is it a fact LOL

 

You have a lot to learn. Not trying to insult you but I have met your typre before, had this sort of conversation, and then later was told, “god damn I wa worng about you.”

 

I know what the fuck I am doing. I wish I didnt. I wish i didnt have the history that I do. It causes issues like you would not imagine when trying to start a new relationship.

 

The other thing is that sex is a very deep spiritual experience that involves all sorts of intense emotions. when someone says “it’s about size” I laugh. That is the purest definition of shallowness.

 

braggery, hahahahahahahahaha hahaa hahahahahaha maybe when you meet a mother fucker who knows what he is doing you should not question him. You should give him a shot and find out that what you have been experiencing your whole adult life was just vanilla ice cream. I have been the man that provides the realization probably over 100 times. Some women hate my sexual history, some women love it. It is what it is. But, I will say once again that NO ONE has EVER complained.

 

 

 

MY RESPONSE

 

 

I find it braggery for the fact that I never asked you what you could do, i didn’t need to, nor want to know. I wasn’t on a fact seeking journey. I only mentioned the other guy IMing me… I thought it was funny, but then you made it all about YOU.

And sure you spoke from your experience as I have spoken from mine. I don’t dis-validate what you say, and I have no interest in seeking out your “referrals.”

So you have facts about yourself, cool, good for you.

You have pleased many women, high five?

This is surely a direction in conversation I would rather not go, not because I am prude, but because it honestly doesn’t matter. As I said I was speaking from my own experiences which neither need validation from you or some sort of rebuttal… I talked about what I like with my limited knowledge and I feel as if you are on some sort of persuasion mission. Like I asked to be convinced?… I will be more careful about my wording next time so as to not lay on airs of such sexual ignorance.

Now that that is over, I can see way too much energy went into all of these explanations. It is a moot topic. I don’t care about your dick, I don’t have any interest in finding out what tricks you may have up your sleeve or down your pants.

I have had great lovers, who were not necessarily good people. Yeah a spiritual experience definitely can take the ride to a higher place and compensate for short comings. Let’s be real tho, how many men actually have a spiritual relationship with themselves, much less with their partners and whatever source they feel to be a higher power.

I questioned because you brought up unnecessary info which came across as rather self righteous and arrogant, which obviously for a devils advocate as I can be at times was like open season.

Perhaps this is like your opening line “Make me laugh.” The wording is executed in a way that is demanding and forceful, not at all polite or welcoming.

Your statements about your “gift” have indeed come across the same way. Your assumptions that I don’t know what I am talking about or that my experiences may not be valid or broad enough is absurd.

One doesn’t have to be a whore to know what they like or want. Meaning just because I haven’t had consistent sex doesn’t mean that I am missing out on anything… My hiatus from sex is self imposed for lack of shallowness. (so what if I like a decent size dick on a good looking man, may be shallow, but it doesn’t mean it is my only criteria for intercourse or even nudity.)

I realize there are many precursors for me to even want to see a man with his pants off.. I don’t do the casual sex thing any more, I don’t do the go on a one night stand shit.

Shallow as it may seem to care about size that is only one factor in the over all package, and when you are an realist idealist such as myself, the pre-undressing and time spent getting to actually know each other and see if there is a certain likability is far more important for what I feel is longevity.

Your past will probably continue to give you grief in relationships because despite wanting to be truthful, sometimes it is best to wait on certain truths, that is unless it is just a test to see where someone stands, but a test like this is more likely to fail before it is a success. And then you have to ask yourself what the success rate is based on? Women just looking to get laid with out commitment? OOoooh that’s really uncommon, thank jeebus there is a spokes person out there taking care of it…

Most the women I know want a person they can trust, communicate with, and share with… a friend. Many people get so wrapped up in being overloaded with oxytocin from sexual encounters too early on, to actually see the person for who they are, that is until the hormones level out again.

Hence, all these men with big dicks who get left. Inevitably (if they are smart enough) the women get through the emotional output and see the man they were so wrapped up on is really an asshole.

 

again bully for you and your infallible dick and its abilities as well as the bag of tricks you have been able to develop for the sake of Woman kind… we all thank you and wonder why you can’t be cloned.