So I had a question, and went to Google (like ya do), to ask the question “Why does my cat stare at me while I sleep.?”
I clicked the first link which led me to Quora, and I felt the page should be shared because the answers are funny and frightening.
Let’s face it, cats are funny and frightening. This recent foray in to having feline companions in close proximity, is definitely causing me to see them in a new light. I guess I never noticed how strange they really are. Between them chasing shit I can’t see, the stare downs and strange reactions to my direct questions about surveillance and intelligence… I just don’t know.
Yes, my cat Quantum was being super talkative one night and every time I asked her a question she had a response, until I started asking her if she was in the CIA. I know that sounds super crazy, but she wouldn’t talk if I brought up intelligence agencies. Take from that what you will.
Quantum is also incredibly psychic, I can call her in my head and she will show up shortly after. Given her random appearance in my life, I give her the benefit of the doubt. I’d like to think she is an ally in some wicked spiritual battle and that she protects me to a certain degree, specifically when I sleep. That also sounds crazy, but I have a pretty vivid imagination and my days don’t provide as much entertainment as I could imagine myself.
Quantum may be a double agent, though. I haven’t figured that out yet.