- There are NO overweight lesbians in L.A.
- It is inevitable that you will eventually be best friends or lovers with the lesbian that aggravates you the most.
- Lesbians, have little qualm with sleeping with more than one woman a week.
- Lesbians “in heat”, are loud mouth breathers.
- Lesbians in L.A. wear tight pants, that are often times hard to remove.
- Even “butch” lesbians in L.A., are fucking HOT and still pretty fem.
- L.A. lesbians rarely, if ever, discuss their periods or reproductive health.
- Lesbians eat A LOT of pussy, but they never discuss how it tastes.
- Lesbians apparently don’t have very many heterosexual friends; especially heterosexual male friends.